Nine great ways to hide you're not drinking


Congratulations, you’re knocked up! If you’re like me and waiting to tell friends and family until well into your second trimester, you’re going to have to get creative with how you hide that you’re not drinking. Here are some ways that worked for me.

9. The trusty “I’m on antibiotics” excuse will only get you so far. Use it just once per social circle (although, you can use it for about two weeks, so that helps.) 

8 I’m hungover! This was my favorite. You can use this one a couple times per social circle. (And if you think of morning sickness as a kind of hangover, you’re not even really lying…) 

7. I’m driving! Drive everywhere so nobody can question your abstinence. If people are ride sharing, say you have to leave early so you’ll take your own car. 

6. I’ll get this round! Offer to buy the drinks. Order yourself a sparkling water in a short glass with lime. Tell people it’s a vodka and soda. Boom. (If they want a sip, say you have a sore throat.) 

5. I’m sick! Wear a scarf and say that you’re worried you’re coming down with something. Order a hot tea to make it more realistic. The occasional cough also helps... 

4. I’m on a cleanse! Tell friends that you and your partner are going booze-free for health reasons for a month. 

3. I have a blood draw early in the morning! Tell people you have a physical at the crack of dawn. Leave early to make it more convincing. 

2. I already had two after work! Pretend that you came from another commitment and are already a bit tipsy. Plus, you have an interview in the morning so you definitely can't have another.

1. I can only have one! If there is no way to avoid getting a drink, take it, have a few fake sips where you don't open your mouth, and then leave it on the table. Tip tiny bits out under the table if necessary and then hand if off to a server asap when people aren’t looking. Or, if your partner is there, make them drink from both glasses. Depending on the establishment, you could also take the drink to the bathroom and pour it out.

Good luck! Nine months passes insanely quickly and you’ll be able to raise a toast to your little one in no time. Congrats. <3 


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