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Nine great ways to hide you're not drinking

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Congratulations, you’re knocked up! If you’re like me and waiting to tell friends and family until well into your second trimester, you’re going to have to get creative with how you hide that you’re not drinking. Here are some ways that worked for me. 9. The trusty “I’m on antibiotics” excuse will only get you so far. Use it just once per social circle (although, you can use it for about two weeks, so that helps.)  8 I’m hungover! This was my favorite. You can use this one a couple times per social circle. (And if you think of morning sickness as a kind of hangover, you’re not even really lying…)  7. I’m driving! Drive everywhere so nobody can question your abstinence. If people are ride sharing, say you have to leave early so you’ll take your own car.  6. I’ll get this round! Offer to buy the drinks. Order yourself a sparkling water in a short glass with lime. Tell people it’s a vodka and soda. Boom. (If they want a sip, say you have a sore throat.)  5. I’m